Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger

A special Christmas burger that's flavored with cumin!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

Judge Claude Frollo

The main antagonist in Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." He is considered by many to be the most evil Disney villain ever created. Frollo sees himself as a "holy man" and that all of the terrible acts he commits are under God's will. His main motive throughout the movie is to commit genocide against the gypsies because he sees them as "unholy." However, Frollo has an extreme lust for a gypsy woman named Esmeralda, as explained in the song "Hellfire." In the song he blames her for his lustful thoughts and claims that she is using witchcraft to turn him to sin. Afterwards, Frollo ends up burning down all of Paris in order to find her in which he'll either kill her or force her to have sex with him. In the end, Frollo was attempting to kill Esmeralda and Quasimodo, and calls upon God to smite the wicked, in which he plunges Frollo into the fiery molten copper beneath him.

List of the crimes he commits:

Genocide
Murder (on church grounds)
Child Abuse
Sexual Harassment

Attempted Child Murder
Attempted Rape
Arson
Torture

Judge Claude Frollo: "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"
God: (breaks stone gargoyle beneath Frollo)
Gargoyle: (shows demonic face)
Judge Claude Frollo: "AHHHHHHHHHH" (falls to his death)

by Dubiks August 9, 2018

the leading cause of divorce in america

HALO.

Lauren - "so tell me your thoughts on this game, halo."
Tanner - "Halo = the leading cause of divorce in America."

by laurendino June 30, 2008

Claude

Slang term for money derived from the name of the artist Claude Monet

I need to go to the bank to get some Claude

by carbona not glue April 17, 2008

Doodie Claus

Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.

Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.

by Spanky the Pirate April 2, 2004

Claustrophobia

You are afraid of Santa Claus

Your making me claustrophobic
Oh so your afraid of Santa Claus, so you have claustrophobia

by Chickenpop May 24, 2013