the most badass person ever..he will fist pump your asshole to a bloody pulp. he lives in NJ, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..
but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
by cockmeatsandwich243287 November 18, 2010
Get the christopher david vargas mug.A dumbass kid who fucks kylie and masturbates to mayonnaise. He is an ugly motherfucker who fucks dogs. His Dad and Mom are Mrs. and Mr. Hellmann's! His uncle is also a fucking tree who touches little kids and molests the god himself, Rich Anal (AKA Hari Arps).
Fuck you that Christopher Mayo. His sperm makes millions of dollars! Did you know his mom faps Christopher, his dad, and his uncle, collects all of their sperm, and sells it, making millions. What a disgusting scam.
by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018
Get the Christopher Mayo mug.By definition a person who has very low standards on who they cheat on women with, "Charms" women to get what they want, makes them think whatever is possible wants by telling them what they want to hear, Lies, Cheats, beats on women if it would benifit themself, and has multiple children by different women. A individual who truely cares only about themself and will one day be alone and broke.
by Smuddlin4x4 February 26, 2011
Get the Christopher Anderson mug.Verb
Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.
Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard
Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.
Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard
Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.
Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face
"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan
Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus
Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face
"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan
Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus
by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 10, 2008
Get the Christopher Columbus mug.Christopher usually have really big dick i mean super huge dicks anacondas,foot longs like the biggest penis in the world
and sexy as fuck all of them pull hella bitches and get best friends that want to suck there dick but Christopher wants no strings attached there are the big kid glo mr take yo hoe glo kids
and sexy as fuck all of them pull hella bitches and get best friends that want to suck there dick but Christopher wants no strings attached there are the big kid glo mr take yo hoe glo kids
by @the real bbc October 18, 2018
Get the christopher bostic mug.1. a person who doesn't appeciate this website
2. hi's to everyone
3. doesn't appreciate myspace and crap. does nothing with his life
4. stares at hentai all day long
5. hard to get a boner
2. hi's to everyone
3. doesn't appreciate myspace and crap. does nothing with his life
4. stares at hentai all day long
5. hard to get a boner
1. "THIS IS SHIT!"
2. "HI! christopher wu has no life! HA! wait thats me..."
3. "HI!"
4. "HI!"
5. "HI!"
2. "HI! christopher wu has no life! HA! wait thats me..."
3. "HI!"
4. "HI!"
5. "HI!"
by dehuyail November 11, 2008
Get the christopher wu mug.A very deep and emotional guy who tells you "to listen to your heart when its calling to you"
He enjoys listening to music by regina spektor and is a chronic gamer addicted to LOL. For this reason he will probably never get a girlfriend.
He enjoys listening to music by regina spektor and is a chronic gamer addicted to LOL. For this reason he will probably never get a girlfriend.
by Gabby Macchi December 13, 2012
Get the Christopher Martin mug.