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fact-choker

Commonly referred to as “fact-checkers,” fact-chokers are hirelings contracted by Ministry of Truth tentacles such as the Trusted News Initiative (TNI) to “debunk” facts that threaten regime narratives.

Coined by Margaret Anna Alice in response to a November 18, 2021, el gato malo Substack post requesting ideas for a new name for “fact check,” the term has since appeared in numerous pieces at the Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass Substack.

Other variations on the term include “fact-choking” and “fact-choke.”

To reveal the Orwellian nature of this totalitarian tool of mind control, “fact-choker,” “fact-choking,” and “fact-choke” should be substituted wherever references to “fact-checker,” “fact-checking,” and “fact-check” appear.
“The fact-chokers smeared the dissidents.” (from Margaret Anna Alice’s poem “Mistakes Were NOT Made: An Anthem for Justice”)
by Margaret Anna Alice February 27, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Pressure cooker

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped
The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.
by Simba and Oscar April 26, 2024
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bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.
Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.
by artist6000 November 30, 2024
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COUNTRY COOKER

1.) A "Country Cooker" is when a blue collared farmer has been working all morning commando in a pair of overalls, has sloppy sex on his lunch break, and works the rest of the day without a shower. Saliva, and sex sweat.
Wilma and Cletus smell like a spoiled Country Cooker Health department would be very disappointed in those to.
by TheRealDonChalant615 January 23, 2026
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rice cooker

The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world
After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
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