Schrödinger’s Chopped

A person who varies in their attractiveness, both subjectively and objectively seemingly to the will of the “audience.”

Yo you see that girl, sometimes she’s absolutely bad, other times downright chopped. She’s definitely Schrödinger’s Chopped.

by rweg613 May 20, 2025

we are chopped

we are deaduzz, we're fucked up, we're broken

ayo twin we are chopped, i ain't got no bitches and you dont have any bitches too, we're chopped rn.

by goonername333 May 27, 2025

Canadian Chilly Chomper

When a girl shits on a hotdog bun and you eat it

“Nah bruh I ain’t hungry, I just ate a Canadian Chilly Chomper!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

Mr. Chompers

A cool dude! A Mr. Chompers is a cool guy that loves alligators! Tends to be a gay man from the swomp!

Girl: is that Mr. Chompers!? He's so hot!
Boy: yea but to bad he's gay though

by MR.CHOMPERSISTHEBEST August 3, 2022