Calendar Lockout

When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.

Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.

I guess you had a calendar lockout this year

by Swagglord August 11, 2012

Cheenja

A Non-human who is both Cheetah and Ninja. There is only one of the kind on planet earth.

She has the appearance of a human, but she's really a Cheenja.

by Domosexual June 7, 2012

calendar dressers

People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.

There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?

by viennabeo November 12, 2013

cheencified

A fat person with no personality

Look at that cheencified dude!

by heyitsme93 May 12, 2014

calendarize

In basketball, when one player dunks on another so many times that a calendar could be created consisting of dunk photos.

Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.

That was the definition of calendarize last night. Blake Griffin calenderized Aron Baynes in game 1. Poor guy was getting thrown down on every time he looked up.

by buster chestnutz April 20, 2015

chalen took

Man who takes a girls virginity with a small penis and doesn't pop her cherry.

Did you do a Chalen Took on that trick

by Jay PoseyDatDude13 July 9, 2016

calente

The original guy that speaks humble . His name is very unique to the North American culture . He's tall , handsome , and sweet . He dresses like a fashion designer who sold out in a fashion show! But honestly dressing different than most men !

Hey , that's the cutest boy named Calente.
Girlll that Calente can dress!!

by meekyy March 14, 2017