childbirth

A mistake.

I knew I should have worn a rubber, this mistake never would had happen.

by Joe Jackson September 11, 2003

Gifted Child

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.

Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?

by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009

small children

The solution to the world power crisis.

We're running low on power, shovel a few more of those small children into the furnace will you?

by JDW May 2, 2005

Childfree

Childfree versus childless? First one gives the notion of freedom of choice to be spontaneous, allows for you not go to Chucky Cheese for B-day parties, wake up at any time of the night, go to the endless soccer games. The other one implies you cannot have them because something is wrong with you.

Jenny is childless? No, she is not. She is childfree so she can join us tonight. What about Mary? She cannot come, she is not childfree and it is too short of a notice to arrange for a baby sitter.

by Childfree September 19, 2009

Child

I am a child.

You are the adults who pretend to love them but call them STDs and subhumans on urban dicionary.

You are also pretty good actors, you had me fooled for a while.

So here's my question. Weren't you a child before?

dumb grownup: Hahaha children are the worst STD lololol

smart child: hahaha you dissed yourself you used to be one

Lololol

by GoldenYear11 January 14, 2010

women and children

Chicken and eggs of any preparation, but most commonly the health-nut favorite, chicken and egg whites.

Waitress - "You ready to order?"

Customer - "Yes please, I'll have the women and children, whites only, wheat toast no butter, a side of fruit and an O.J. Oh, and can you please bring some salsa with that too?"

Waitress - "Comin right up honey."

by Ruhbee! February 2, 2008

Childish

Childish: immature action , or a fucking amazing hoodie that dropped 29th of June , that ting was fire I ate a Fucking flower for that shit (fuck you danny) . Yeh I copped what r u gonna do ?

*in jay swinglers voice* childisshhhhh
Wow you’re very childish

by Topshggerda July 28, 2018