chronic

Third highest quality of weed, behind dro and blueberry yum yum. Not for beginners.

Damn i need some chronic.

by ELBRENDO October 16, 2006

chronic

:best album in Rap history
:weed that makes you cry and/or bust a nut when you see it

Yo I was listin to some Dre when the chronic king came and granted my with some nugs and I cryed then busted a nut

by Harryballz May 22, 2003

ChroniCK

ChroniCK is known as a very popular preppy hardcore to high school kids in Calgary.

Stu W: " ChroniCK is so cool, i wish i was like him. "
Hot babe: " I know, he soooooo sexay "

by Chad K October 13, 2006

Chronicles

The section of the newspaper used when rolling joints to make them look bigger.

- Kelsey did you put newspaper in your joints?
- Only the chronicles.

by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

Chronic

A weed-smoker who has to wake and bake; a very addicted pot-smoker

If my boyfriend weren't such a fucking chronic maybe he could get it up once in while.

by Needs to get laid September 13, 2003

Chronic

Chron-ic (Kron-ik) 1. n. High quality weed that is usually laced with coke or speed. 2. adj. Crazy or very cool

1. Yo nigga i blazed on some sweet laced chronic last night
2. Yo ur jump was chronic!

by Some dead nigga May 30, 2005

chaotic kitty

An extremely pathetic and desperate little scene kid with a dead raccoon planted on it's head as a "hair cut". It puts white foundation on with a paint roller and eye liner on with a highlighter pen. This strange species loves to creepishly smother people with hugs and has teeth that could compare to pensioners that have been drowned in a sewer. This creatures special ability is being able to take it from two hardcore kids at the same time in the public area of an alcoholic-ridden car park.

You are such a chaotic kitty, it makes me sick!

by scenekidsmakemelaugh October 4, 2010