Pocket full of change 

A person so good looking, they are more than a dime.

Joe was a solid 7, but somehow managed to get a straight up pocket full of change to go out with him.

Pocket full of change by Rhundy August 31, 2020

Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.

“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change”
“thanks bro!”

Keep the change by crynne December 28, 2020

I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

I can change by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021

Red neck oil change 

Changing the oil of your car in the parking lot of a auto store so you can buy and dump the oil off without having to drive to and from the store.

Me and my friend are going to do a red neck oil change, want to come?

Red neck oil change by Steepleton May 28, 2022

I can change you 

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

I can change you by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

gay oil change 

When you make a man nut and then nut in his ass

Man one: "Damn bro, my body feels stiff" Fagget: "Here bro, lemme give you a gay oil change"

gay oil change by Greek-nigga June 21, 2023

helping a friend get an oil change 

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

helping a friend get an oil change by El ritardo April 17, 2020