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He is flossing with them phat cables
by Eric B June 7, 2004
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Monster cables

Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.
Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.
by Texas Dex June 13, 2008
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Electroencephalographically-Challenged

Dead, not alive, corpse, un-living.
person 1: Omg! he's Electroencephalographically-Challenged!
person 2: what?
Person 1: he's dead dumbass.
by the doopstuf/arf experience December 4, 2007
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Pronoun Challenged

Consistently uses the wrong gender pronoun for the thing being described.
calling a man she, calling a woman he.

Sally called. He wants his sewing kit back.

That's my boy, She'll play pro ball some day.

Oh, a baby boy, What's her name? Sorry, I'm pronoun challenged.
by stargeneral61 April 24, 2010
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Scrapheap Challenge

1) Popular British TV programme with 'Red Dwarf's' Kryton actor Robert Llewllyn, along with Lisa Rogers, commonly watched by ugly, overweight, aged, but somewhat esoteric and cool and geeky men. Women almost entirely not allowed, except Lisa Rogers.

2) The act of sifting through the pile of old, stained and somewhat sticky jazz-mags hidden - probably badly - from your other half/parents/housemates/cleaner in order to find the one image of substance that might, today as well as potentially up to 5 years ago, get you off.

3) To find something useful in a pile of seemingly old useless shit.
Mate, I had such a rand on last night I had to resort to a bit of 'scrapheap challenge'. Oh, the memories!
by LordKrispy April 26, 2009
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Instrumentally Challenged

When a person can't play any musical instrument to save their life.
Person 1: "I've been taking lessons for years and I still can't play for shit."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're instrumentally challenged, bro."
by chlsEp0ttr January 10, 2011
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Crocs Challenge

Having sexual intercourse while one or both partners are wearing crocs, not the fashionable ones, the classic crocs clogs. To be a champion of the crocs challenge the session must be to completion.
"Hey man, I totally finished the Crocs Challenge today!"
"Oh god bro, how the fuck were you even able to get it up?!"
"I had to picture her without the fucking crocs on... But it was worth it."
"You're then man!"
*epic bro five*
by BryNelson March 7, 2014
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