Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.

Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.

by Shortstuff419 January 12, 2023

crippled nipples

the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.

she's got some crippled nipples

by mitchell n tyre January 19, 2023

Crippled Laugh

When someone laughs so hard they start making hella weird noises like they're not OK.

Person 1: *having a crippled laugh*
Person 2: Do you need lung ventilation?

by A Really Normal Person April 18, 2023

cripplest

One who believe non-cripple people are better than cripple people

The cripplest woman believes that she is better than the cripple with a broken bone

by Waddlessssesses October 21, 2023

Cripplemidget

A short, malnourished crack baby who decides to be an asshole.

As the little shit walked away, Eduardo yelled CRIPPLEMIDGET!!!!

by Lightning mcoon December 6, 2025

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017