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Chocolate Pool Cover

When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.
Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.
by AnotherWord4 February 29, 2020
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Is a sex act when the girl is on her period.

First you start banging the vag raw
Then go into her dumper
Then finish in her mouth.
by Mushpushyinthetooshy October 19, 2019
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Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.
Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”
by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024
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chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.
by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024
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chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013
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