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catch a date

To get picked up by a "John" or a "Trick" in the form of prostitution
"Daddy told me I gotta catch a date and bring him all the money before I can come home"
by Remoir Wyntoir September 5, 2016
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Catch 182

A girl that is extremely smart and is difficult to date. She is almost untouchable and only interacts with you when you have something good to offer her (i.e. Money, Sex, Drugs).
Joe, that girl is a catch 182. You'll never get her unless you have something better than yourself to offer her.
by brosumi April 23, 2014
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Catch-a-snatch

To fall asleep for 20 to 30 minutes, usually residing in an automobile or rock wall.
Excuse me while I catch-a-snatch.
by Jaybeehizzlemomma May 19, 2006
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Catch Everything

A perpetual, sometimes unfortunately short-lived state of life where everything is going your way and falling into place due to a high level of tightness/luck/amount of crushing/etc.

History of Catch Everything:

Started as a drunken game played from 2-3am after a night of heavy drinking. One player puts on wide receiver gloves while a partner takes turns ripping bingers and throwing a football to different areas of the apartment. The basic goal is to catch everything, hence the name Catch Everything.
Sully: "you get nice in cards last night?"
Matt: "yeah it was basically catch everything"

Sully: "how'd your finance exam go?"
Matt: "crushed it, it was catch everything"
by Julie Hetrick January 5, 2009
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catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed
hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap
by tom October 13, 2004
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Catch and Release

As a man is finishing having sex, he cums into his hand and smacks the woman in the face with that hand.
After bringing a woman home from the bar, he did a catch and release.
by RickyBobby July 7, 2013
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Catching crabs

When someone is banging some dirty/slutty dude or chick.
Dude, I think Mike is catching crabs in the other room.

SMS: yo, stop ignoring me... what are you catching crabs right now????

Fuck it, I'm catching crabs tonight.

Cindy totally went catching crabs last night after she left the wedding.
by nicoleta paleta June 18, 2011
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