William Jennings Bryan

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.

Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"

by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010

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A Bryan Adams Party

A sexual activity in which homosexuals form a circle around the Canandian flag and masturbate.

The First one to ejaculate is named the 'Bryan Adams' and must get in the center and sing 'everything i do' while the remaining members
of the 'Adams Circle' climax.

Scott couldn't wait to get his friends from work around for A Bryan Adams Party.

'That was a great Bryan Adams Party' said Scott, 'Same time tomorrow?'

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Rivers Bryan

The gayest ass hoe lookin bitch ass nigga bitch looking hoe who eats dick with noodles

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Ben Bryan

Evil takes a human form in Ben Bryan. Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.

Did you hear Ben Bryan got mono

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Luke Bryan

A very good looking guy who really knows how to please girls of all ages. He is smart, hot, and loves to smile and make people happy, a very generous and thoughtful man, and really knows how to shake his ass.

"I damn well wish i could have a husband like luke bryan...HELL i'd take a luke bryan himself anyday!!!"

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