Bread

Raw toast.

put the bread in the toaster

by Intelligence001 July 16, 2016

bread stack

A stack of money, especially bills or notes. Cooler when those notes are c-note(s) See bread.

c.f. chips regarding chip stacks (coins).

I like to stack my bread and flip my chips. (Lil' Flip, Sunshine lyrics)

by TNT DJ October 23, 2004

Bread Run

The act of sitting down at a restaurant, eating all the bread from the basket, and leaving the restaurant without ordering.

This is sometimes done intentionally, and other times with previous intentions of ordering a full meal.

Ex. 1:
Dave: "I'm hungry. Want to go get some food?"

Mike: "Same here, but I didn't bring my wallet."

Dave: "Me neither. Let's just make a bread run at that Italian place down the street."

Ex. 2:

Larry: "This restaurant looked good, but now I can see it's just a tourist trap."

Michelle: "At least the bread is good. Let's just make a quick bread run and find another place."

by Ju1ia April 26, 2010

Like a loaf of bread

The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.

No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.

by Ooooooya January 21, 2011

bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.

A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."

by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008

bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.

I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."

by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012