Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.

I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.

Freckle the bowl by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

dry bowl salute 

when you poop in a dry toilet and the turd stands on end like a soldier going to battle

Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.

dry bowl salute by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018

Whore-A-Bowl 

When a fiend ass puddle jumping slut let's dudes dick her down and gets paid with a bowl of meth.

I knew that bitch Kelly was down to whore-a-bowl 24/7!!!!

Whore-A-Bowl by *Çhëésûs-Slīçè* June 25, 2018

Taking the browns to the bowl game 

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.

Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

Taking the browns to the bowl game by Handballs April 12, 2009

Smoke a Bowl 

the act of smoking a bud of marijuana in either a bong or a pipe.

1) hey, i wanna get high. lets smoke a bowl!
2) load the bong, man, ive been wanting to smoke a bowl of pot all day.

Smoke a Bowl by RLpoloplaya67 September 6, 2005

Eat a bowl of dicks 

Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.

Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.

Used in a sentence

Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.

Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.

Eat a bowl of dicks by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012

glass bowl 

what you write on a public moderated chat when you mean "asshole". First seen in Wash Post columnist Carolyn Hax's discussions.

I told him he was being a glass bowl last time he did it

glass bowl by PriorKnowledge September 11, 2011