bored

most commonly used word by evry in the world ever ever cos the whole world is boring

boring i tell u! boring!

by roflator February 25, 2005

barted

When you burp and fart at the same time.

I was drinking a Coca Cola and I barted. It was awesome. True story.

by Bartmaster February 6, 2012

I'm so fucking bored!

I did this because i'm so fucking bored!

E.g have a pc right in front of you fortnite is getting so fucking old can't download apex and shoutout I'M SO FUCKING BORED!

by TMOB2 June 15, 2019

boredness

To be bored to the point of playing webpage advertisement games.

"Win an X-Box 360," he read. "I've got a case of boredness, sure why not?" He thought.

by Ryan Harms December 28, 2005

tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010

Zooted And Booted

Getting so high or "Zooted" that boots magically appear on your feet and you physically get "Booted" in the air.

Nigga im so Zooted... OH SHIT AND BOOTED

ZOOTED AND BOOTED CUHHHH

by AYE FAM October 22, 2010

boredo

Its another word for bored just funnier to say

I'm so boredo you wanna go do something?

by Chrissy Taylor March 12, 2005