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Pope Benedict XVI 

1. Possibly the worst pope of the modern age. He's ultraconservative, a fur-wearer, a former Nazi, and lets celibate freaks in funny clothes molest and/or rape children, especially boys.
2. Someone who massively resembles the Sith Lord.
To bond is to apply Gold Bond to one's testicles in an attempt to get the feeling of 1000 peppermint fairies dancing on your balls. Different varieties, strengths and combinations of Gold Bond can be used depending on the desired intensity.
Mark: Corey, man do you bond?
Corey: Heck yes I do. I like to start with the green bottle and finish off with the spray.
Mark: Wow you really know how to bond homie.
bond by ylfl July 13, 2009

J bonedawg 

A slang term meaning erect penis.
Man I heard that guy had a J bonedawg during math class.

Pope Benedict XVI 

The current Pope. Hobbies include spreading hypocritical bullcrap across the universe and letting his friends butt-fuck deaf 8 year olds. Also, he fought with the Nazi's in World War 2. But still, he's looked at as the successor of Jesus.
Pope Benedict XVI knows he's screwed when he longs for the days where people only though he was a Nazi, and not a power-crazy pedophile.
Pope Benedict XVI by MC Hammer'd April 23, 2010

word is bond 

Common term used among gangstas in the rap game. Implies that your word is as good as the truth and shall not be broken unless you want to get smoked.
word is bond by maybenot September 4, 2003
A Spanish term, which is not translatable, meaning "idiot" "moron" or "complete asswipe".
I can't believe that bondajo just cut me off!
Bondajo by CamillaVilla January 7, 2011