Reverse Beard

A reverse beard occurs when a woman with an out of bounds muff sits on a man’s (or woman’s) face reverse cowgirl style. A person is more likely to be the victim of a reverse beard during the cold winter months, or when spontaneously hooking up with a partner who has been on a sexual sabbatical.

Yo, Stacy's bush is so grown out you could braid that shit. When we sixty-nined I had the reverse beard in full effect.

by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011

pooh bear

To be dressed in only a t-shirt.

I had the house to myself this weekend so I did a pooh bear.

by jos7247 January 10, 2008

bear

A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.

George's sexual tastes run toward bears.

by kim February 12, 2003

bear vs shark

A former Five piece indie band composed of friends from the state of Michigan. Their music includes quick singing with fast paced guitar riffs and drum beats.

Bear vs Shark was....will always be the shit.

by Pink1floyd November 11, 2006

bear with

Used to avert and prevent others from speaking when receiving and reading an SMS. Usually to remain in focus! Made popular by the British sitcom Miranda.

Used when in a conversation with a group of people receiving and reading an SMS.
"Bear with, bear with, bear with..."

by joachimt December 14, 2011

Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.

Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously

by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013

Gay Beard

The boyfriend or girlfriend of a closeted homosexual, used to conceal their sexuality.

Exactly man, she's just his gay beard.

by kibbleandbitsnutsandchews August 10, 2010