Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster

Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.

Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

turtle blaster

The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.

-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”

by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020

Ass battery

Crystal meth that has been or will be injected into the anus.

I’m tired babe, Ima need a ass battery quick.

by Hazmatt10to2 November 21, 2020

Gaige Battersby

A great guy who everybody likes. He is the reincarnation of god himself and will punish those who disobey him.

I sure do love Gaige Battersby

by IncognitoSaint March 16, 2021

Finger Batter

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance

I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021

Pussy batter

The accumulation on the fingers after vigorous masturbation

She was so excited my hand was dripping with pussy batter

by Altrace July 15, 2021