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Money Badger

Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.

Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??

Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.

Jodi: Money Badger?

Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.

Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
by Matt-NM December 16, 2011
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Slot badger

Leave that kid alone ya slot badger!
by steve December 3, 2003
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funk badger

A funk badger "talks the fuck" but "walks the wank".

Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
Moby is a funk badger, as is David Beckham.
by bobdylan_mcfc January 7, 2005
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wolf bagger

Wolf bagging occurs when a penis is fucking an ass hetero/homo and before climax you reach around in stick your fingers down the fuckee's throat causing them to gag and tighten the anus thus enhancing pleasure for the fucker during climax.
I was so drunk last night I had to pull a wolf bagger so I could cum.
by Senor Ringpiece April 16, 2009
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banger

dude i can tell from him wearing all red he's a banger
by Y0UNG DREAMER March 10, 2009
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Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.
Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.
by Marc April 3, 2005
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Retainer Banger

1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.
Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.

Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!
by Cody Jz October 14, 2008
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