amanda

being in complete obsession with vaginas or not getting enough masterbation out of ones own vagina.

kristen became an amanda when she started to masterbate 8 times a day

by gugliermo April 20, 2007

amanda story

A story lacking any interesting point or meaning. Usually told by a blonde, bible-hugging girl with no personality, it refers to one who has just wasted up to 20 minutes of your time resulting in a severe urge to permanately shut up the storyteller

Friend 1: So my dog ran away. Then he came back.
Friend 2: That was such an amanda story.

by Rie Farrell January 8, 2009

Amanda

A girl who is always worried about her health and well being; constantly assumes she is sick and never stops talking about it.

Sandy: Oh God I never get sleep anymore!

Amanda: Oh ya well I have to take pill just to sleep for a couple of hours and I might have restless leg syndrome.

Sandy: Just shut up would you no one cares.

"everybody nods"

by Mattg7344 July 18, 2012

Amanda

Big fucking nonce

Wow Amanda just raped 3 kids.

by Pussyslayer_75 March 21, 2019

Amanda Bynes

A beautiful and talented girl who is currently battling a mental illness. The public has been mocking her and making a joke out of her illness, instead of urging her to get help which I find to be very sad.

Amanda Bynes needs as much support as she can get right now.

by lost_ November 12, 2013

Amanda

1) An extremly bitchy girl

2)A girl that has no life but decient looking

3)Like to have sex in the ass

Dude I had sex with that girl last night in the ass. That must have been Amanda

by karmabitchlol July 6, 2011

Amanda

1. An animal with huge ears that flies south for the winter. However, some amandas (called "lesser amandas") are born with ears that are just slightly too small to take flight; because of this, they develop a deep rage and become vile, loathsome creatures who love nothing more than to ruin the lives of others and harass you by calling you incessantly with a restricted number only to hang up as soon as you answer, not realizing you know who it is. Lesser amandas frequently nest in their cars and live in filth, and derive their entire education from teen magazines.

2. I female given name of Latin origin meaning "fit to be loved" or "worthy of love."

"I don't think that amanda's ears are quite big enough to fly, it's awful nasty!"

by Jesus Sayeth November 20, 2012