auto-balk

When one is on hold in an automated system, then seemingly a line opens, starts ringing, only to place you back on hold.

I had been on hold for over twenty minutes, the line rang four times, and then they auto-balked me.

by Gaddo007 February 09, 2012

Auto-fuckus

When one must use the Auto Focus feature on a camera while filming a Porno

Viewer- *fap* *fap* *fap* Aw come on! This idiot forgot the Auto-Fuckus! Now it's all just blurry shite.

by Wyldmann27 March 13, 2015

The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.

Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.

by Rancorrage June 09, 2022

Grand Theft Auto 7

a game thats not gonna come out until like 2056 since rockstar games havent even made gta 6 yet after 9 years

November 2056- guy. oh my god dood grand theft auto 7 has finaly came out!

by narla2 August 31, 2022

auto attack

When you attack a friend on sight automatically

I auto attacked my buddy on my way home yesterday.

by xCaerus March 04, 2021

auto attack

When you attack someone immedietely on sight

I auto attacked my buddy john today.

by xCaerus March 04, 2021

Auto dub

Automatic dub (automatic win). A term used in gaming for a online match/game that has the odds almost certainly in your favor. This is usually used when most of the team is afk, your on a missive lead, the enemy team is really stupid, or multiple players leave or the entire team leaves leading to a de facto victory.

Friend: Bro it’s match point and both cav and ela disconnected. We got that auto dub

by The Great Meme Man January 27, 2020