Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.

Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.

Australian Teachers by DarkOmega367 May 6, 2020

Australian Sandwich 

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.

"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"

Australian Sandwich by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020

Australian Drive-Thru 

When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.

I didn't shower after last night, so I just hit the Australian Drive-Thru instead.

Australian Drive-Thru by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020

Australian custard 

Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.

"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"

Australian custard by grumble bundle November 1, 2020

Australian Inhale 

When one freaky ass weed smoker lets the smoke coming from their mouth get inhaled by one's anus

Man: I tried to Australian Inhale last night but I ended up breaking a rib.

Australian Inhale by BlackManLaFlare December 8, 2020

Australian road train 

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!

Australian road train by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

Australian suicide 

When you overdose in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide

Australian suicide by EmpyreanHalo January 9, 2021