A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

Ask

Typically a description of a very handsome and cool induvidual that evrybody likes

"Oh your such a Ask"

by Æsk October 11, 2018

<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>

<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>

<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

ask-snus

ASK-snus is said to be the offspring of 3 Notorious Madmen, dwelming in their lair by the shore of the Aura river, coctail-izing a snus so formidable that even the Swedish crown has made speculations in the possibility of a conquering of Åbo.

ÅÅÅh, fyy faa-an! Ask-snus!!.... den första är så jäävlah goo!

by KasparovsKnight December 6, 2016

Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of

A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did

by anonymous January 7, 2024

Ask your bsf to fuck

Tis the season! Christmas is coming along and what better yet to do is a prank?! December 20th is Asking your Bestfriend to fuck and see their reaction, Have Fun!

Jack: “ Hey amber , bestie you wanna fuck?
Amber: “No ew that’s weird jack!”
Ask your bsf to fuck

by Bigbandit December 20, 2022

Did I ask

An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.

'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'

by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023