Anal Intruder

When a wise mans wife or girl allows him to enjoy the aroma and taste of her bunghole as he spreads her ass cheeks wide and licks and sucks the taste right out of her turdcutter. When her gumhole is ready he lubes up real well and gently begins to enter her until he is balls deep and begins a slow pattern of pumping in and out of her dumper until he builds up a quick pistoning pattern. Holding on to her hips he dumps a big gooey load deep in her colon. Thus attaining the Anal Intruder title.

My chick let me be an Anal Intruder last night! What an experience, she tasted so good and her sphincter was so tight I blew a nut way too fast. Man I wanna do that again.

Anal Intruder by The King Cornholer March 27, 2008

anal flossage 

the act of giving someone a wedgy, eg flossing their anus

my ass really hurts after that anal flossage

anal flossage by Dizzy4 February 4, 2008

anal queen

The girl you know that has had the most cocks up her ass. Or a girl who would rather have her ass fucked than her pussy

I heard your going out with Jessica now?
Yeah, she's a real anal queen.

anal queen by diesel.. June 3, 2006

anal cunt 

A grindcore band with extremely offensive lyrics and screaming jiberish vocals!!! Formed in 1988 Anal Cunt is a Seth Putnam project.

An Anal Cunt song:

Valujet

you fucking jew
you wanted to save 50 bucks
you were too cheap to fly delta
now you're an alligator's lunch

chorus:
find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet
over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet
hitler should've thought of it now you're alligator shit-valujet,valujet
you stupid fucking jew you should'nt have flew-valujet,valujet

are you a jew
or just fucking gay
too cheap to fly delta
or t.w.a.

chorus

at least the plane was filled,with white trash ,jews,and blacks
now you're valujet alligator snacks

chorus

anal cunt by Karim Al-Basiel December 28, 2005

anal milkshake 

the act of having 3 or more people cumming inside your butthole
then pouring it into a cup
and drinking it

damn
we just burst into that bitches ass and put her over a cup and make her drink the shit
she said it was a good anal milkshake

anal milkshake by prestige skillz ryder August 27, 2009

Anal Filbert 

While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.

Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.

Anal Filbert by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

anal crusader 

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

anal crusader by butthead January 5, 2006