Algonac

Mid

Aint as bad as Marine Shitty

Thank god we live in Algonac

Marine City had a bomb threat

by er2jbf2j3rfcvuh 3ybgrfy2cg May 23, 2023

Alon

a really hot guy who loves Lara so much that he would be the happiest man alive in the earth if she told him to marry her

- Lara: "D-do you want to marry me?"
- Alon *faints*

by fallenaeon June 13, 2023

almondeist

Is it okay if I say I still like you from the first time I said I liked you? But it seems like the feeling has evolved into a solid love.

almondeist, I love you. It's always been you.

by Nyanyan. June 23, 2023

almond

when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.

girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier

other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄

by catsmeller37 April 21, 2023

Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.

“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”

by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

Aleonomics

The study of getting completely shit faced with your buddies and going on a tangent about excessive government regulation, the minimum wage, and tariffs, before shiting yourself and passing out in your friend’s apartment.

Damn did you here what happened to Alex yesterday, I heard they were literally scrubbing diarrhea out of the wall paper

Yep another example of applied Aleonomics

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023

Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him

Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?

by Redline06 August 15, 2023