Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em

A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.

"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"

by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019

accel

well renowned cs player who quite amazingly can impress spectators not just with his skill, but his constant sexy appearence and signature spiky hair

<accel> oi omgomg | 23:41 <accel> bus driver said to me | 23:42 <accel> "hey i like ur hair, dun worry bout paying"

by sok June 1, 2003

Acceptional

The nationally accepted unofficial holiday.

Everyone knows that 420 is an acceptional day.
420 talk like a pirate day

by Zaelah June 3, 2016

Boston Accents

An amazing Call of Duty player... he's really good and makes videos on YouTube. His channel is XMX25X.

Guy 1: Yo man did you see Boston Accents newest video?
Guy 2: Hes INSANE at Call of Duty!

by SirMatthias September 9, 2012

access

a small "pharmacy" in Trenton where I can get some "prescription drugs" from my drug dealer...errr, I mean pharmacist.

I need some "medication" for my "glaucoma"

by evilgurugreg October 12, 2003

access

A coming to, or near approach; admittance; admission; accessibility; as, to gain access to a prince. See also Microsoft Access database inode read RAS RDBMS Cubicle Scavenger

I did repel his letters, and denied His access to me.

by Shak October 14, 2003

accelerator to the shocker

thumb on the clit after the shocker has been achieved

to in the pink one in the stink thumb on the clit is the accelerator to the shocker.

by Phill Colliens November 27, 2009