Ken Carson

Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt

"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"

by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025

Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.

WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!

by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023

Ken

Ken is Kenough and his Kenergy radiates the room when he walKens in. His Kenergy is a Kennon event. He is Kenchanted. He Kennot EVER be wrong. Except for when he is patriachary. He is Kentertaining and KENTASTIC! *Gallops my invisible horse*

"Ken you not?"
"I KENNOT!"
"I am Kenough."

by kenoughh July 27, 2023

Kenned

When a normal person slowly converts into a low life incel due to playing any grinding game (i.e Call Of Duty, Overwatch, Cookie Clicker, World Of Warcraft, ect.) By anyone named Kenny.

Yeah my boyfriend got kenned last night with overwatch, I think it's time that I should leave him.

by D-1FriendHater March 29, 2025

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Ken Wizenshit

Ken Wizenshit: When you go to the bathroom and are standing at the urinal taking a leak and something from down under hits you in the gut and you have to go number 2 immediately.

Whizzing in the urinal after a night of drinking and you go to fart but realize you should have really went to the stall. Ken Wizenshit

by Calecorn March 22, 2023

Ken Ribskin

Ken Ribskin is a persons of exceptional holiness of life, formally recognized as such by the Yistian Mingle, especially by canonization. a person of great holiness, virtue, or benevolence. a founder, sponsor, or patron, as of a movement or organization.

A charismatic, persuasive, and convincing person who can attract and influence followers? Oh you mean Ken Ribskin?

by yistianmingle August 5, 2024