tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

cruising the plaza

A place toothless women went…if there husbands allowed.

Hey Joe let’s go cruising the plaza and get some gummies.

by Bilhill July 21, 2023

Cruise girl

A term used to describe a girl who is surrounded by luxury and enjoys a privileged lifestyle, often due to having wealthy parents who spoil her. She typically embodies a life of comfort, indulgence, and exclusivity, with access to high-end experiences and material possessions.

You can tell she a cruise girl by her handbag
She always posting where she going she a cruise girl ngl

by Flabbergasted_Squid December 11, 2024

Knee-cruise

The act of steering with the knee, when you are far too busy to use your hands. I.E. Shuffling through maps, your CD's, applying your face, arm wrestling with your passenger, etc. Usually preceded by pressing the "Cruise Control" button.

Brenda and Tommy were far too busy playing Scrabble on their way to Montana. Good thing he knows how to knee-cruise.

by Nunya Bidnis November 6, 2010

critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"

by Purplax May 9, 2024

Cruise

The act of travelling around the world to see places you've never been before and make memories. Especially when you walk around a town and get lost on purpose to see the roads and life as a local.

Lets go cruise Vienna this weekend.

by Jetsetter22 October 4, 2022

apple cruise

driving around in a car smoking out of an apple

don't have a place or something to smoke out of then you simply get a apple and drive around which is called apple cruise

by kushapplecruise November 30, 2010