Derek

Derek’s can be the sweetest people u can find. They care about u so much. But they’re also clingy and two faced. Dating a Derek is great until u two break up because they might bad mouth u. Derek’s are interesting and independent people. Derek’s are quick on their feet and will always pay attention to you

Person 1: My new boyfriends name is Derek!
Person 2: wow I’m so happy for you I hope u guys get along well!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Dereked

The process in which a manager, player or other organisation is made completely tilted or finessed by the Scottish living legend Derek Adams.

Hey man, did you see that Steve Evans got completely Dereked again...

by LewDank November 13, 2018

Derek

A deaf bearded male

That guy with the beard won’t hear you, he’s a Derek

by Celticfan November 1, 2018

Dereking

Dereking is when someone takes pictures of girl, particularly in her privates, without her consent.

Person 1: "Hey, do you wanna do some Dereking with me?"
Person 2: "No man what the hell that's stalking!"

by Yavchad January 15, 2024

Derek Dugas

Dereks Dugas are Beyond Perfect . They will catch you lacking ez .

If Derek Dugas was a car , he’d be a ferrari

by Anymous 628363 August 26, 2022

Derek

He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.

I wish I had a Derek.

by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021

Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024