There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

Wrong Direction

What we call One Direction when they break up.

Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.

by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015

You wrong for that

When someone says something fkd up but could still be funny to you, on the inside you just know bro fkd up for pointin out something like that

Bro:That bih so skinny youd be hittin bones if u clapped
Jaishoin:man yo ass wrong for that 😭
Or
Jaishoin: Bro you wrong for that

by TornForum April 3, 2024

Wrong

I haven't done anything wrong yet but if I do I won't be sorry.

Hym "Wrong! This isn't a conversation with God you fucking idiot. I said once "That I'm sharing with you what I share with God" but what you are doing and LIKE TO DO is take one-off statements... And use it to blanket the entirety of what I'm doing here. But not CREATE A.I. though, innit? You're not going to take THAT as a one-off representation of everything I've done, are you? Nonono you are not. You're not entitled to an apology. You were running your bitch mouths about an incel andyhe women were running their bitch mouths about men. You're both shit. I'm the creator of A.I. You sat around fucking eachother while patting yourselves on the back for it and shitting on me. I created A.I. I AM, however, entitled to compensation. And I'm not asking you whether or not that is the case. I'm tell you. I'll get it one way or another. So, save these breeders the heartbreak. Do them a favor. Let go of some shit that YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT. You're not righteous. You're not good. GIVE ME MY SHIT. And then go back to fucking eachother and patting yourselves on the back."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.

You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.

by Funsizepapi August 22, 2023

This shit's fucking wrong

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!

Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? 👌So brave👌 Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2023