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hoods in the woods

Adolescents sent to an experiential camp or outdoor therapy program as part of their rehabilitation program or to avoid incarceration.
He got sent to one of those "hoods in the woods" programs rather than go to juvie jail.
by BoyTherapist June 7, 2017
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Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.
by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010
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Trucker's wood

Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
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Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.
Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011
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Roll A Wood

Me: aye u finna Roll A Wood
Friend: Yessir
by Cliff05 July 20, 2021
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security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.
"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."
by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017
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going to the woods

Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.
Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.

Damien: gross.
by 69yomomma April 25, 2017
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