windows update

A whole bunch of useless crud.

Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 01, 2003

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max March 08, 2005

window sucker

the kids with learning disbilites at the back of special bus that stare out the window pressed up angainst the glass, when your driving behind.

man I wish those window suckers would stop starting at me.

by grumpyboy November 20, 2005

Tit Window

(noun) The gap created in a button-down blouse when a chick slumps forward allowing you to see her bra and varying degrees of her cleavage.

Dude, she was sporting some serious tit window... and wearing a Hello Kitty bra.

by aezrael June 01, 2009

Microsoft Windows

Consistently inconsistent.

"Microsoft Windows is complete garbage" said Mark as he booted up his Ubuntu PC.

by Melodi_Bug November 30, 2021

Window Jizz

The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.

Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"

by JR1995 January 09, 2011

window job

when one rubs another's nipples in a fashion like washing a window (the right hand goes clock wise and the left hand goes counter clock wise)

last night i got a window job, it felt weird as fuck.

by chickendickk November 18, 2009