Weinerpotamus

A short fat stumpy penis, with a head much larger than the shaft. Similar to a chode

Man I heard about Paul's short dick. That shit is a total weinerpotamus.

by Supafly78 July 30, 2018

weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.

Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

weiner basket

a weiner basket is a hoe. they are full of little weiners all the time.

I heard Jessica's body count is in the triple digits, what a weiner basket.

by flaccidbunyon May 1, 2019

carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

by das punisher April 4, 2011

deez weiners

A bunch of weiners flopping around in your face. When the tips touch and ones black and the others Asian.

I put deez weiners in my face and came in my black dads mouth.

by pussy pippin dick dazzla March 4, 2016

Viner Weiner

She is is sus little girlie girl, and she is a slow reader. Veena likes Lulu, and has some black medium length hair, and likes to brag abt her Dior lip oil. She has some friends that love her for her extra quirkiness.

Viner Weiner is my bestie boo

by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022

Wolf river Weiner wash

Fingerblast a chick on a sandbar along side a river, getting sand into her vagina. Then you fuck her hard, no lube. Then cum inside her, pull your cum and sand covered dick out, a wash off your dick in her mouth.

I was floatin down the river, and got a hankerin for a wolf river Weiner washer with the old lady.

by poodlesandglitter69 July 13, 2018