volume Tourette's

A: a person whome has no control of how loud they say something (normally a swear word)

B: somebody who will just spout shite over your conversation which doesnt concern them at all ( normally old, rude, tall with white hair and talks shite about football with other suffers)

an example of volume tourette's would be, a man tapping his pen on the table near you, the suffer will say i wish he would SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM

by taity January 6, 2008

volleybox

hot chick volleyball players. usually in a group, especially before or after a game.

I was just walking by, but had to stop and watch the volleybox in the gym.

by dude5 February 12, 2008

voluptosaurus

Voluptosaurus - a curvaceous women over 50 that hasn't lost her sexiness.

First heard the word after watching the "Graduate" with my uncle.

Damn Jim, your mom is a Voluptosaurus! If she would let me, I would break her hip with some young love.

by Ebert McFishbisquict June 17, 2009

volatile blonde

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.

I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!

by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009

volcan0wned

what happens when international flights get grounded due to an ancient Icelandic volcano blowing it's top, causing widespread chaos, panicking consular officials, cancelling of holidays and other general mayhem.

Dude! Europe just got volcan0wned! lolz0rz!11!!zzr

by doesnotcompute April 27, 2010

volume riding

When bad audio mixing leads you to have to constantly adjust the volume of your speakers or television to maintain a reasonable level.

Johnny, while I enjoyed your movie, "Bloodbathfeast," I felt that perhaps I wouldn't have to engage in so much volume riding if the chainsaw noises were not approximately ten times louder than the young ladies pleading for their lives.

by Snoopydance June 19, 2010

Volvy

Slang for Volvo, Swedish automobile brand.

Hey Julia, want to ride in my volvy?

by horsielover87 October 20, 2010