valdres

Valdres is a place in Norway where people with big horse cocks go skiing. The local motto is "God damn, why are these skiing pants so f*cking tight around the dick!"

Internet doesn't exist in Valdres. "Who is Internet", they say. They draw their own porn in the snow with their dicks.

Lets go to Valdres! I need to cool down my cock head in the snow.

by Sklutekongen April 14, 2017

Valariumph

When you come up with a decent idea and a friend shows you a better way to do it.

We were playing a game and my buddy came over and Valariumph'd it greatly.

by joe462 June 7, 2017

Valeria Blyat

Someone who is an emo fag and retarded. Lies for people to pity them and draw cuts on their arms for attention.

"Stop making up crap, you sound like Valeria Blyat"

"So my brother stabbed me in my leg when we were kids and I have this huge scar that hurts so much!!"
"I saw you in a bikini last week and you had nothing on your leg!"
"It disappeared suddenly!"
"Stop being a Valeria Blyat, Britt!"

by UrgRek November 13, 2017

Valar D

Some rando... he aight.

Also someone's daddy. Possibly Uncle. Possibly grandpa. ........ He gets around.

One day I was talking to Valar D, and he told me about his family. It sounded like a Jerry Springer episode.

by toastie724 November 18, 2017

Valery

Ariana Grande

You know that Valery is secretly Ariana Grande right?

by dangerouswoman1238 January 9, 2018

valerhya

A Person That Is Annoying And Does Gross Stuff Says Gross Stuff And She Says Bad Stuff.

Gross He Is Such A Valerhya!

by CoolQaut27_0982 February 15, 2018

valori

Valori is so rare to find, that there is no entry so far in here.

She is all a man can think of, and if you happen to meet one, don't let her go. She is the most precious woman you will find on this planet.

Valori is a #gem

by YouRprecious February 24, 2018