Whale's Vagina

This phrase stems from the film "Anchorman". During the seen where Ron is giving his new co-worker a tour of San Diego, he tells her that the city's name means "A Whale's Vagina" in German. This was such an obsurd suggestion that things to this level of proposterousness are therefore refered to as "Whale's Vagina"

Resident Advisor: There will be 24 hour quiet hours this week.
First Year Student: Ma'am, that's whale's vagina!

by Bill Brasky December 25, 2004

Kick in the vagina

When a women gets kicked in the vagina.

OUCH! RIGHT IN THE MUFFIN! She'll be hurtin in the mornin'.

by Chaddd December 16, 2003

small vagina

A small vagina is when someone says they have a big dick (and they don’t) and you have to defend yourself and say you have a small vagina

Boy: I have a big dick
Girl: no you don’t, I have a small vagina

by Littleperson1601 October 21, 2017

puffy vagina

A vagina with a large a bush and prominent outer labia.

She has a Puffy Vagina or end of Rick and morty season 1 episode 3

by the c lad April 9, 2017

vagina whisperer

Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.

Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"

Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"

by p mammen July 30, 2012

Virtual Vagina

A technique of masturbation that involves using some inanimate object(s) to have sex with instead of a person or one's hand.

Dont touch that pillow, i use it as my virtual Vagina.

by ladysdelite51 July 28, 2009

volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

by cmoney55 December 7, 2011