vaginal ditch

A term first brought about in the Cold War, used to describe the bitchy housewife.

You dirty bitch, you got an itch in your vaginal ditch.

by Vaginal Mitch July 18, 2004

vaginal zephyr

1. A queef.
2. A beaver fart.

After I boinked my wife, she let out a huge vaginal zephyr. It smelled like fish.

by t June 29, 2004

vaginal demon

Going to town on the vagina.

During sex you are humping the crap out of the vagina.
So, you are a vaginal demon after having sex.

by EphraimisaBJer November 30, 2007

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.

1. Shelia: “rabbit! rabbit! I got vaginal fluid!”
Rabbit: “Oh My goodness! It’s leaking!”
2. When Flo Walked Home Shortly There’s This Leaking On The Floor.
Flo: “Oh My goodness! Please! I got vaginal fluid! Help! On the floor!”
Gordon: “mom! What happened when you got home?”
Flo: “oooh Sorry, son. I have to go to Bedroom to check”

by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018

vaginal beatdown

The vaginal beatdown is commonly treated with ice to reduce the swelling

A girl known as Nikki Nova, from Staten Island, is no stranger to the vaginal beatdown.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

vaginal loadstone

A vaginal loadstone, loadstone deriving from the purest form of magnet, is something / someone attractive to women generaly taking on the meaning of fanny magnet.

That car is one hell of a vaginal loadstone!

by gingery January 1, 2008

Voracious Vaginitis

When the female craving for large tree trunk penetration becomes her #1 priority.

On October 1, 1987 Brenda was diagnosed with Voracious Vaginitis. Brenda decided to feed her pussy with a large tree trunk. Five days later brenda's pussy was discovered impaled on a tree trunk in the middle of the forest by a mother and her child. She died October 6, 1987.

by Richard Rozay 7 June 24, 2017