West Virginia Blue Crab

When a male has testicular crabs, he places Old Bay Seasoning on his balls and allows a female to suck the crabs off.

Yeah Baby, its all you can eat West Virginia Blue Crab down there.

by kvgooch March 17, 2009

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West Virginia Tow Chain

A sexual act involving at least two men and one girl. All three stand up facing one way and one man sodomizes the other man while he in turn fucks the girl from behind. The girl clamps her muscles on the second guy's dick and walks across the room, similar to a truck towing something

Jimbob and Joebob gave me a West Virginia Tow Chain last night!

by Charli XXX December 24, 2014

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West Virginia Wood

the act of boning your sister when you first wake up in the morning while listing to classic rock music

Jessica : my brother Dave gave me the best West Virginia wood ive ever had before...and the song "more than a feeling" was awesome

Kyleigh : yeah my brother gave me that yesterday...he has a 7 inch cock and it better than a big black dude

by Ziggy Marley-Gumbi May 09, 2010

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West Virginia Love Tap

The alarming fact that many women in West Virginia want to be abused and treat any attention, such as getting thrown down stairs or slapped in the face as love.

West Virginia Love Tap ....I gave that bitch a West Virginia Love Tap, Bitches love West Virginia love taps..."West Virginia Love Song" by Jay Shultz & Erin Fisher and "He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss" by Carol King.

by elfspice May 19, 2012

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West Virginia Full Moon

noun:

1. A condition wherein a person contains a full set of teeth in the context of an otherwise unhygienic population.

2. A relatively nice set of teeth when compared with other unattractive body parts of a person.

"He was the only person in the workplace with a West Virginia Full Moon."

"That girl had a West Virginia Full Moon and her hair done up. She looking good!"

by Gentleman Bandit April 17, 2014

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