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two dollar bill

n. A U.S. banknote worth $2 featuring Thomas Jefferson. Contrary to popular assumption, most two dollar bills are actually worth exactly $2, since they are still being made. Their widespread usage along with the reduction of the one dollar bill is the only way for the one dollar coin to get into circulation.
Cashier: Is this a two dollar bill?
Customer: Why, yes it is.
Cashier: Wow, thanks! I collect these.
Customer: Why? They're only worth two dollars.
Cashier: No, they're not. They stopped making these a long time ago.
Customer: They are still being made. In fact, the bill clearly says "Series 2003A." I just picked up a whole bunch at a bank yesterday.
Cashier: Ok, but what am I supposed to do with this?
Customer: Why don't you give it out as change?
Cashier: I never would have thought of that. This way, I will only need to give away two bills for change of $3 instead of three singles!
Customer: Why don't you use a Presidential dollar coin instead of a dollar bill?
Cashier: Oh yeah, I got one of those today. Now I only have to give away one bill and one coin for $3 of change.
Customer: The dollar coin can be used everywhere, and the two dollar bill everywhere except vending machines.
Cashier: That sucks, maybe they will change that.
Customer: Let's hope so. Can I have my change now?
Cashier: Oh yeah, here you go. Now get the hell out of here.
by BirdValiant June 30, 2007
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two cylinder

when a guy fingers two girls at the same time and his hands are pistoning up and down while making engine noises.
mary and sara were getting the two cylinder action from joe.
by bill dunn June 11, 2006
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two face

A girl who looks hot in one setting, but ghastly in another - usually because of poor lighting.
GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?

JERRY: Have you come across this?

GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two face.

JERRY: (Relating) Like the Batman villain?

GEORGE: (Annoyed) If that helps you..
by Caffeine and Irony December 28, 2005
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two faced

when a person that you thought was your friend goes behind your back and talks about or tells other people what you have said about them!
my and my firend told john a lot of stuff about this girl and then he went behind our backs and told her every damn thing was said about her!JOHN is two faced.
by nfgril July 5, 2006
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two girls one cup

Like the video from "The Ring" but you die a worse death...
If you watch two girls one cup, before you die, you see...their rings!
by BenM666 January 9, 2009
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Two Fork Meal

The occurance of ordering so much take out that you are given two forks because they think the order is for two.
I ordered take-out for dinner last night and they they gave me a two fork meal. I ordered so much they thought it was for two people!!!
by MJSch October 13, 2009
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two wheelin'

to hit corners so hard in your car that your only riding on two wheels for that instant
man i was so fucked up last night that i was two wheelin' around every turn in the villager
by oscar breeder March 13, 2010
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