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Twitter Failure

1.) A term for someone who rarely ever Tweets on their Twitter account.
2.) Some who has had a Twitter for over a year & has yet to pass 500 tweets.
Sam: @randomname has been on Twitter for a while & has only Tweeted 25 times.

Jill: @randomname is a total Twitter Failure!
by MissCin101 December 9, 2011
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Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.
Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.
by Pseudonymus-Prime July 14, 2010
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twitter lesbian

You will never come across one outside, because this is the most chronically online kind of internet user in the LGBT community.
Mostly fandom-oriented, twitter lesbians will seethe and seek to make a problem out of every minor "inconvenience" on the interwebs, even if it's just a striped flags or a headcanon from an anime game.
twitter lesbian: "You know that's lesbophobic, right?"
average being: "What's lesbophobic? I used the gay male flag??"
by swyko July 6, 2022
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twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
by CherylFan September 13, 2014
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twitter-punk

Verb: to Twitter-punk. To post false information on Twitter in effort to punk news or other media outlets.
She twitter-punked the news and got her fake story on TV.
by Logun July 25, 2016
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Twitter baby

Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.
Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!
by OGhyperV July 1, 2020
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twitter court

The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.
“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”

“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”

Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.

Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!
by Kussimek January 8, 2021
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