Twat Addict 

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.

That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!

Twat Addict by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011

twat pole 

A pole dancers pole

"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"

twat pole by grunter1989 December 11, 2011

twat wig 

1~ an actual wig for a twat. for anyone who actually wants twat hair but cannot grow it due to alopecia ect

2~ A name for someone whos always around pussy but never penetrates it

David you always hang round with all the bitches and never fuck any of them you twat wig

twat wig by Dazatron December 30, 2011

Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.

You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.

Twat Blocker by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012

twat oil 

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.

Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!

twat oil by pan man November 13, 2013

Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
420 Kush

Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.

Twat Cannon by Steve Croft November 3, 2014

Twat monkey 

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

Twat monkey by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017