Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.

"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"

by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009

Old Trafford

Old Trafford is the famous home of Bruno Fernandes FC and the rest of Manchester U-Shited. The fans that occupy this place are either not from Manchester or used to Support Man City, as they are famous for being the biggest has-beens in Premier League history.

Each visit to this stadium gives Bruno Fernandes a guaranteed Chiropractor exam beachside of the amount of times he carried Man U on his back alone.

Guy 1: “The good news is I got us tickets to Liverpool vs Man United, the bad news is that I could only get the away match at Old Trafford.”

Guy 2: “Id rather kill myself.”

by Suck Your Dad December 31, 2020

Trafucktum

<tra-fuck-tum>

1.(adj.) An epic mixup or mistake that is completly rediculous broght forth from a very simple situation that could have very easily been avoided; a cluster-fuck.

2. (n.) An BIG orgy consisting of only the 2009 graduating class form Port Allen High School, but only the good looking chicks.

1.Man, how did you get busted for weed while masturbating in your moms bathroom? You left the door unlocked.. What a trafucktum!

2.
John:(asking question to all) You guys going to that trafucktum tonight? I hear its gonna be a good one...
(all responding)
Collie: Yeah man, its just us seniors now...
Nick: I dont know bruh, maybe man...
Lee: can i bring the camera?
Cody: Get in there TONE!
Bizzette: Can i bring the weed?
Donovan: nah, its cool... Im sticking with kayla...
Potter: I can get laid?!?!
A-Bear: This cannot end well at all...
James: Yes it can...
John: Yeah, you gotta wrap it before you tap it... and before they get fat and start to look like their parents...

by www.myspace.com/sonygod February 19, 2009

ass traffic

When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.

I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.

by hardcrocker May 6, 2016

traffic jam

When one person spreads their butt cheeks, while a second person deficates into the other's rectum.

At the sm club I tried a traffic jam for the first time.

by Tuckin Fypos June 4, 2005

tafolla

Lazy and likely to procrastinate. Also very likely to give to Brooks in the ass!

He tafollad the gorilla in the ass!

by butcher boy March 11, 2003