torpedo penis

a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo

Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo penis.
Juan: Well don't let it go popping your cherry now.... litterally!!!!!

by Jaime Vasquez May 19, 2008

Topsy Turvy

When a guy and a girl fuck upside down

I had the best topsy turvy sex with this chick last night

by Gay Orgy May 18, 2011

burrito torpedo

What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.

Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.

by flytoface October 29, 2012

Topsey Turvey

This is a sex position where the woman puts her les behind her head and the man fucks her either up the ass of where ever.

Man 1: "I had her in a Topsey Turvey last night."
Man 2: "Sweet!"

by MCKitten September 9, 2007

topstocks

Chat room for cross dressers, doomsday cultists and submissives who believe the $US will be replaced by the yuan and the rupee and that Chindia will somehow magically develop their own technologies.

I think I will crawl Topstocks looking for a sub to whip.

by hayfarkers November 8, 2009

Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007

torp

Noun: a period after a heavy meal where one needs to sit and not talk or move for a while and digest.

Verb: to sit around, not talking or moving, and digest.

from torpor.

After eating a heavy meal of Indian food, we had to sit around the table and torp for a while before we were up for the walk home.

That snake's gone into its torp after eating such a huge antelope.

by lakmiseiru7 May 16, 2011