Toaster

I have a rather large wager with guy down pub. Over several large sherbets I bet I him that I can have a new term enter the general lexicon. Thus I offer you…
Toaster.

As an alternative description for a popular electric motor car. Not only do they make you feel like you are driving a kitchen appliance, but you ARE gonna end up as toast, burnt toast

I say, old chap , I see you’ve traded in the Rangie for a Toaster. You got your asbestos pants on, old chap?

by Roddel January 18, 2024

Toaster

Delicious way to unalive oneself.

" OH man, I am so hungry, I'm gonna take a toaster bath"

by Toaster bath enjoyer December 03, 2024

Toaster

A person whose gender identity is a toaster.

If I identify as a toaster, then that is what I objectively am.

by TylerAU89 July 20, 2022

Toaster

Someone who cooks people.

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."

by Fifilicious September 28, 2020

Toaster

Toaster

Toaster is toaster!

by Deadmemegod May 13, 2021

Toaster

To be a fan of and or listening to “The Toast” every morning. To know what is the Turdy Lou.

Are you a toaster? Yes I am…Turdy

by Stassilynn October 05, 2023

Toaster

A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*

"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"

by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023