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blade

the hottest fucking emo man known to man kind. I wanna rail him so fucking hard it’s not even funny. put me and him in a room together, and one of us will be coming out pregnant (it will NOT be me‼️‼️)

I wanna pull on blade’s pretty hair as i roughly pound his ass like there is no tomorrow.. I need him tied up on my bed, whimpering with streams of tears made of pleasure streaming down his face. I wanna fill him up with my load bro, he’s on my mind 24/7. I can’t control it, whenever I see him I start squealing and get on all fours.
A : “blade is so fucking hot I’m bouta bust⁉️”
B : “that’s so relatable :3”
by jingrenenjoyer October 16, 2023
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Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.
F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?
by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020
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Bladee

DRAINNNN GANGGGG
I love bladee
by Joshuar69 January 12, 2022
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Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.
by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021
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The bey blade

When someone places a towel in one’s anus, and pulls it out violently causing the person to spin and eject feces.
“-Hey you, you wanna do the bey blade with me ?”
“-Hell yeah spin me around !”
by EG_Ultimate May 10, 2021
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Bay Blade

When your one person wraps their legs behind their head and interlocks their arms to their legs, person number 2 comes from behind and starts to have sex but as they go to pull out you scream “BAYBLADE GO” and pull out sending the other person spinning
My husband and I tried the bay blade last night and I killed the cat
by Chrispeacock May 20, 2021
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Babe-Blading

When performing sexual intercourse, after removing your belt proceed to insert the belt into the virgina getting as much of the belt inside as possible (more the merrier) press the belt against the wall between the poop shoot and the bean to shove your manhood inside pressing against the g spot… well done you have now set up your babe blade! Now proceed to thrust as you flick the bean until she’s close, when getting close pull your little friend out and strum as fast as possible until she clenches onto the belt at which point you shout “let it rip” pulling the belt out as fast as possible and shoving your dick back in and pounding the shit out your babeblade… you are now the babeblade master
“Bro I heard my dad say let it rip last night and now my mum permanently walks like a crab, I think they might have been babe-blading”
by Babe-blade King September 7, 2021
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