A Nubian powerhouse who fought cancer and beat it so bad, he has pitied it ever since. Mr. T is a former boxer, wrestler, bouncer and current actor who's regular arm-wrestling matches with Chuck Norris and Till Lindemann have been responsible for both the recent Japanese Earthquakes near Fukusima and the Somalia drought respectively. Mr. T is one of the most powerful and compassionate men in history, both crushing and pitying his aversaries with equal measure. He is also humble, allowing Sylvester Stallone to put hands on him briefly to facilitate the filming of Rocky III. Do not, however, think of him as soft... Throughout the filming of The A-Team, he flat out refused to tolerate mental illness in Murdoch, considering it a weakness, stating throughout the series that he unequivocately "pitties the foo'". Mr. T is also a true humanitarian who gave nearly all his gold necklaces (Enough to smother an Egyptian Pharoah 3-times over) away after helping with the Hurricane Katrina cleanup effort. In short - A Total Fucking Legend.
In the time you took to read this, Mr. T built a tank out of two milk cartons, three lawn-darts, a tube of lubricant and a beat-up old 80's van. He then drove said tank through the reinforced doors of a burning barn in South America and managed to topple a paramilitary dictator without actually killing anyone. The fuck have YOU done today?
by Poppa Boogaloo September 05, 2011
by William Forrester February 09, 2009
by Dys😩 May 18, 2018
When someone or something acts in a backstabbing manner or tends to do something that you dissaprove of, or to just plain annoy you.
Person 1: BRO I just made 300$ I can finally pay you back!
Person 2: Seriously?? Thanks
Person 1: I was joking (starts laughing)
Person 2: T Move man...
Cashier: You want this chocolate bar?
Child: YEA!
Cashier: Fine..... you can't have it
Child: T move...
Person 2: Seriously?? Thanks
Person 1: I was joking (starts laughing)
Person 2: T Move man...
Cashier: You want this chocolate bar?
Child: YEA!
Cashier: Fine..... you can't have it
Child: T move...
by Dunnoe Bro November 02, 2010
1) A bad ass dude that takes no shit.
2) An East coast goth influenced guitarist with a chunky metal sound.
3) in general, a dude you don't want to fuck with.
4) street version of the name Tom
2) An East coast goth influenced guitarist with a chunky metal sound.
3) in general, a dude you don't want to fuck with.
4) street version of the name Tom
1) T-man just knocked that dude out his fubus!
2) T-man was shredding it up last Tuesday night.
3) Beware, T-man is on the prowl!
4) Tom, uh, T-man, what up dog?
2) T-man was shredding it up last Tuesday night.
3) Beware, T-man is on the prowl!
4) Tom, uh, T-man, what up dog?
by smd March 08, 2005
by Billie Joe doofus October 05, 2007
Pronounced Tee John. T-Jean is one of the most underrated drinks in the 21st century. T-Jean is a combination of orange juice and malibu rum. Created by two french/asian boys by the names of T-Dub, and Jonk.
Fill 2/3rd of glass with orange juice, and fill the remaning space in cup with malibu. (Best with fresh orange juice).
Fill 2/3rd of glass with orange juice, and fill the remaning space in cup with malibu. (Best with fresh orange juice).
"Yo bartender, hit me up with another T-Jean" -Drinker
"You really like those T-Jeans." - Bartender
"Of course. Best drink I've ever had. Its totally vedmackwang if you ask me." -Drinker
"You really like those T-Jeans." - Bartender
"Of course. Best drink I've ever had. Its totally vedmackwang if you ask me." -Drinker
by T-Jean Incorporated March 17, 2010