Ted

The sharpest guy you’ll ever meet

Perfect with a Bella

Life was better in Australia
by SharpTed July 15, 2022
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look at that guy he is totally tedding that other guy
by datruf69 October 08, 2016
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The most Handsome man you will ever meet . Trustworthy and Kind to everyone. He gets along well with both Sexes
And is smart but can be silly at some times. A determined person who will never stop doing what's right . In a relationship he will always pamper his partner properly. Overall he is a fab person and if you meet a hunk like Ted definitely be friends. TEDS ARE SO (HOT)
Person 1 " whoa that boy is fit"
Person 2 " Damn that must be a Ted"
by Teds Girlfriends August 01, 2019
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Ted. Ted is the guy in the group who gets the absolute shit ripped out of him. Most of the stuff people know about him isn’t true. He’s got a dodgy past and is often associated with dodgy events. He loves drugs, can’t get enough of them. But he knows when to stop and always does. He tends to lash out after one too many Stella Artois, usually at the opposite sex. Teds are funny and can take a joke, they take it on the chin, same with the jokes.
Your definitely a ted.
by BigTed69 June 04, 2020
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"You got any games on your phone?"
"oh, you're such a Ted"
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A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.
Ted is very geil.
by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017
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Ted is an amazing Man of God. He is someone who is always looking out for his friends. Once you become a friend of Ted, you can guarantee you will be taken care of. Ted is funny, charming, and all around a stand up guy. Ted can be quiet, but with the quietness comes deep thought and wisdom. He will always encourage you and be there for you. Don’t mess with Ted or someone he knows because there is no getting away from Ted. He FAST.
Have you guys heard about that guy named Ted? Man. What a dreamboat!
by S.LANDer April 26, 2025
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