french toaster

French Toaster when a French girl sticks hot hands inside her vag to provide the man a even toasty-er experience

Girl 1: that French girl did a French toaster for her man she is such a team player!

by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018

Joaster Toaster

An aspiring Youtube star that frequently makes Comedy content

Guy 1:

I've never heard of Joaster Toaster
Guy 2:

You will

by jeff333 August 12, 2018

Golden Toaster

A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.

Robbie used the Golden Toaster to break FANgeopolitics.

by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018

turtle teasers

When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser

I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!

by ardisT October 28, 2018

Beta tester

another term for pedophile

Person 1 - What do you do for a living?

Person 2 - I'm a beta tester.

by memerwithabritishaccent December 10, 2019

The toaster

When a cat positions it’s legs under its body when they sit. This pose makes them look like a square similar to a toaster and their tail is the cord

“Omg my cat was doing The Toaster and it looked so cute”

by btseighthmember January 25, 2020

Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”

David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”

by Clitty January 27, 2020