Tampoon

Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea

I can't believe she uses a tampoon

by babyswanlets July 21, 2011

Tampoon

When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.

Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.

by RogueRouge October 1, 2009

tampoon

when one uses a tampon as a harpoon usually takin place by a thrust of the forearm in a forward action to throw the tampoon diectly at ur targets face

tj:dude ryanne is so annoying at work
drew: you should just tampoon her, that will shut her up
tj: yea i should!

by tj dooley December 22, 2008

tampoozing

Tampoozing is when your tampon is coming out and you have to run to the bathroom.

Get out of my way, I am in a big hurry! I am tampoozing!

by dangitcornholio February 2, 2018

tampoon

When a girl is so fat and on her period she needs to pull her vagina lips to the side and have a t-shirt cannon shoot what appears to be multiple rolls of Bounty paper towels taped together.

Girl 1: Did you see how far Becky got?
Girl 2: Yeah! She’s going to need a tampoon for her time of the month.

by Zampthechamp January 4, 2021

Tampoons

When you have 2 tampons inside of you

Tampoons is When you’re a horny honey

by Pussy juice drinker 69 November 4, 2022

[tamponabalooza]

time when a girl is on her period

person 1: Man she's on her rag.
person 2: No, she's on her tamponabalooza.

by racheypoo November 4, 2006